This Is An Unoriginal Title

basilhallwards:

"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.

okaymad:

soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

pemsylvania:

I don’t get why “chicken” is an insult for being scared. have you ever been attacked by a rooster? the only thing shitting it’s pants is me

thirteenandprobablyhateyou:

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

i remember being really annoyed when a guy was like “um, you’re too wet and it doesn’t feel tight anymore” like umm i’m wet because i’m aroused and that is how it is supposed to be? do you want me to not be aroused??

?????

Phoenix - Entertainment
16,561 plays

heldersangel:

fitoraemusic:

Phoenix // Entertainment

Seeing this performed live is a treat

capsicle107:

make me choose:
anonymous asked: Chris Hemsworth or Chris Evans
     ↣ “I weep at everything. I just love things so much.”

deepthroatodile:

the voice of our generation

deepthroatodile:

the voice of our generation

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye