"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.
soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT
you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk
I don’t get why “chicken” is an insult for being scared. have you ever been attacked by a rooster? the only thing shitting it’s pants is me
So this happened on facebook today….
i remember being really annoyed when a guy was like “um, you’re too wet and it doesn’t feel tight anymore” like umm i’m wet because i’m aroused and that is how it is supposed to be? do you want me to not be aroused??
make me choose:
Chris Hemsworthor Chris Evans
↣ “I weep at everything. I just love things so much.”
the voice of our generation
”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye